Reading 3 -4 Manchester United
“ If we defend like that against Manchester City, I might need to play myself.”
There are those out there who think Sir Alex Ferguson has no sense of humor, but after yesterday’s manic masterpiece of cardiac challenging chaos, it is surely only that which keeps the old Glaswegian war horse on the nod-and-a-wink side of sane. A seven goals earthquake over a 34 minute period was followed by what the good Lord Ferg described as another approximate hour of torture for himself and millions of fans.
How ironic then that, on a day when United’s rivals would normally have been giggling with glee and feeling their usual fat, sassy selves, everything went wrong for everybody. Chelsea lost late to West Ham. Arsenal lost late to West Ham United and the champions, Manchester City, the spawn of the Abu Dhabian royal family’s munificent largesse, were held to a draw at home to Everton.
As Ferguson put it to ESPN: “It was agony. The worst defending of this season and we needed to do something about it. We’re needing to rescue the situation all the time. Fortunately we have players who can do that.”
It only took eight minutes before Belfast’s finest slapstick defender, the tenaciously positionally clueless Jonny Evans had yet another of his custom Mr. Bean-style moments of panic, heading a soft, airy Jobi McAnuff cross straight to an onrushing Hal Robson-Kanu after some fine set up work by Jay Tabb. Robson-Kanu fired past a frozen Anders Lindegaard and there was a collective grunt of conjoined shock and disbelieve from a rowdy crowd.
Well, ‘shocked’ may be the wrong word. ‘Taken aback’ will do! No matter, having witnessed Reading’s meltdown against Arsenal in the League Cup a few weeks back after holding a four goal lead, the porousness of their defense was just as certain as United’s. Five minutes after relinquishing the lead, United were back in it as Michael Carrick found Anderson, who flicked the ball on to Ashley Young, who returned it to the the Brazilian who brilliantly disguised a wicked, hard curver past Adam Federici, who completely misread the shot, diving way too late to make a difference. After witnessing Anderson’s lovely cha cha goal scoring celebration more than a year ago while beating Arsenal 8-2 in the Stretford End, it was lovely to see him doing it again!
That was after 13 minutes. Three minutes later, after a Rooney corner, as Evans worked to screen and control the ball, his marker Jay Tabb panicked and barged him over. The referee calmly pointed to the spot and a regal, relaxed Rooney just as calmly sent Federici the wrong way from the penalty spot.
Then more madness ensued. Nineteen minutes in, Shorey’s inch-perfect corner kick found an unmarked Adam Le Fondre with Rio Ferdinand nowhere in sight. La Fondre casually guided his set-piece header home. Then, four minutes later, another corner and big Sean Morrison shunted Evans aside, rising to head Shorey’s kick home to put Reading into a 3-2 lead.
Meanwhile, Rafael Da Silva, who had been having a horrible time of it all night with the tall, ungainly Reading skipper Jobi McAnuff on the left wing, was yellow-carded then hooked by the Gaffer. Replaced by Chris Smalling, he did not leave the pitch happy and remained pouting in the stand until the match ended. The little Brazilian proved to be no match in the world of Premier League gamesmanship to the canny McAnuff. on the night. It’s all part of the ruthless learning process and he should learn from it.
Meanwhile, thanks to two bits of utter brilliance United were back in the lead by half time. First, on the half hour, a sweetly hit Patrice Evra pass to Ashley Young bwas returned as a Berbaesque backheel to his skipper, and Evra’s cleverly hit cross met an unmarked Rooney and he had all the time in the world to slot home his second of the game. Four minutes later, Wazza manufactured Van Persie’s thirteenth goal of the season after hoovering up a neat Carrick pass, which he cleverly flicked to the twinkle-toed Dutchman, who side footed it home.
After such an eccentric first half, the second was to be a relative disappointment as there were far fewer chances and the game slowing down from a gallop-fest to a plod. How. Van Persie missed after pouncing on a passing mistake by Federici only to shoot it over the bar is hard to figure.
With both Chelsea and West Brom losing on Saturday, the space between second and third place is seven points, and although Arsenal, who also lost at the weekend and Chelsea are expected to spend like drunken sailors in January (Well, with Les Gooners, it’s more like tipsy merchant men), the Premier League kooks to be shaping into a two-horse race between United and City. Holding the fort next weekend at the El-Itehad against a big, ruthless City team is a tall order for United. Much drama and insanity is expected.
Last but not least, my good wishes go out to Our Ando, who really looked very sleek and scored a wonderful clutch goal this weekend. Once again his perfidious hamstrings have let him down again. I hope he’ll heel quickly. We need him now!
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