Most people wish Christmas would last all year. Unlike most people, I’m actually going to attempt to make it happen.
Below is my Holiday Wish List for the Columbus Crew in 2013. For the purpose of this exercise a “lump of coal” will be the worst case scenario and a “brand new toy” will be the best case scenario.
A New Center Back
Chad Marshall isn’t getting any younger. It’s time the Crew started searching for the Next Big Thing at center back. And while they’re at it they should find two of said Big Thing. Marshall, in all his constantly degrading speed and ability, never had a consistent, acceptable partner in the center of the Crew defense this past season. Fortunately Technical Director Brian Bliss has stated that this is his No.1 priority going into the off-season. He has a number of options and has gone on record saying he will explore all of them.
Lump Of Coal: The team tries go the trade route the same way it did to bring in the oft injured Carlos Mendes.
Brand New Toy: Bliss continues to build his resume of bringing in talented Argentinian players nobody else seems to know about (i.e. Guillermo Barros Schelotto and Federico Higuain) and finds a young, strong ox of a center back who can also create of the back who can start immediately and for the next 8-10 year.
Prediction: The team uses its first pick in January’s Superdraft to take the best available defender prospect.
A New Holding Midfielder
Kirk Urso (may he rest in peace) looked well on his way to grabbing this crucial position and making it his for the next decade. Unfortunately his tragic and sudden death forced the Crew to experiment with everyone from Milovan Mirosevic to Tony Tchani to MLS veteran Chris Birchall at the position. Mirosevic is better served working in a trequartista-type role so this position should be a priority for the Crew as well. Tchani showed some potential and he certainly has the physical stature and ability to do the dirty work the position requires, but it remains to be seen if he can effectively start a counterattack or new spell of possession with solid passing out of the back.
Lump Of Coal: The team brings in half a dozen trialists from all over the globe, all of whom we’ve never heard of and has to pick one due to financial hardship. This mystery Holding Midfielder X winds up being another Shaun Francis who has to play by default, but is also constantly dinged up due to injury and the position becomes a liability more than a strength.
Brand New Toy: The front office somehow manages to trade for former Crew player Adam Moffat (now with the MLS Cup bound Houston Dynamo) and the Scotsman continues his standout play for the team who was forced to give him up due to the league’s many rules and regulations used to manufacture parity.
Prediction: The club has an option for Tony Tchani, but has yet to reveal if they’ll pick it up or not. I have a feeling they will and they will give him the chance to earn the starting spot.
A New Stadium Sponsor
The team took a MASSIVE step in the right direction when they inked Barbasol to a multi-year deal as the team’s jersey sponsor. Now it’s time for the team to achieve another of GM Mark McCullers’ Big 3 Goals: a stadium sponsor. Unfortunately there aren’t too many companies based in Columbus (or Ohio for that matter) who can foot such a large bill. Fast Fast giants Wendy’s call Dublin home and grocery chain Kroger is based in Cincinnati along with Proctor & Gamble. Unfortunately I can’t see any of them signing on. This one might be the toughest ask of all.
Lump Of Coal: The team’s inability to land a stadium sponsor frustrates the Hunt Sports Group into selling off the Crew quicker than expected. The new owners buy the Black And Gold only under the condition the team can be relocated. Bye Bye Columbus!
Brand New Toy: With hockey going nowhere in a hurry, Nationwide Insurance somehow manages exit its deal with the home for the Blue Jackets and instead Crew Stadium at Nationwide Park is born and moved to downtown Columbus within 5-7 years.
Prediction: I sincerely doubt a stadium sponsor will be named in 2013. In fact, any sort of announcement regarding a potential stadium sponsor in the 2013 calendar would come as a shock to me.
Dilly Duka
Duka and head coach Robert Warzycha butted heads in the second half of the season. The young left sided midfielder was poised for a breakout season but struggled to get consistent matches where he featured for all 90 minutes. If he’s truly unhappy, it’s possible he could wind up leaving thus creating a MASSIVE need for a new technically gifted winger to complement Eddie Gaven and Justin Meram.
Lump Of Coal: Duka departs and winds up playing for his native New York Red Bulls, who continue to dominate the Crew during the regular season in 2013.
Brand New Toy: The young midfielder swallows his pride and is rewarded for his loyalty with increased 90 minute shifts and tallies 7 goals to go along with 7 assists and starts to attract the attention of Jurgen Klinsmann.
Prediction: Duka comes back and continues to butt heads with Warzycha, who is already infamous for alienating Guillermo Barros Schelotto.
A New Head Coach
April Fools! (I know, I know)
I actually like Warzycha a lot. Many Crew supporters will tell you he is the problem and they will point to his feuds with the previously mentioned Schelotto as well as Dilly Duka. I happen to enjoy his no nonsense, all business approach to training and games. I think he’s a great fit for this team and most if not all of his players have bought into his approach by now. It’s no coincidence that in today’s world of the MLS Disciplinary Committee, Crew players are rarely found on the blotter.
But if Warzycha were to leave, the best Christmas present ever would be a double fisting Frankie Hejduk sitting at a podium trying to introduce Duncan Oughton as his right hand man for the new and improved Columbus Crew.
Stay tuned for more off-season updates as they develop!
“Be MASSIVE!!!”
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